So now they're saying sitting is harmful. This is bad news for the wheelchair enthusiast crowd.
When you get bad news like this, there's only one thing you can do: take everyone else down with you.
DISCUSSION
messenger: Hey Dick, have you heard the news?
Dick: What.
messenger: It's about sitting.
Dick: I've done that.
messenger: Apparently sitting a lot is dangerous.
Dick: That's stupid.
messenger: It increases your risk of death by forty percent.
Dick: (stares blankly)
Dick: I'm running over every foot I see.
ARTIST COMMENTARY
So now they're saying sitting is harmful. This is bad news for the wheelchair enthusiast crowd.
When you get bad news like this, there's only one thing you can do: take everyone else down with you.