Monday, January 5, 2009
Crappy new year
Now that's just crass. I'm not big into shock humor or dirty jokes, so I'm not super-proud of this one. And the title... really? How old am I?
I did it simply because it's true.
I got sick from food poisoning New Year's Eve at about 10 PM. My digestive system reversed direction on me, I went to bed with chills, and was asleep during the year switch. The first day of the year I took more "number two" trips to the bathroom than I will this whole week. Sometimes this comic will serve as a record of my personal experiences. Let us hope not too many are toilet-based.
I was on a sightseeing/hiking trip in Death Valley immediately beforehand, and I'm pretty sure that's what got me ill. Therefore Dan the outdoor man is the unlucky victim of my intestinal anecdote.