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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

The virgin retirement plan, pt. 2

narration: Many women will disagree with the idea of a virginity auction for various reasons...
Lyn: I could NEVER sell myself like that.  It would feel dirty.  And it could be dangerous.  What kind of creepy guy pays so much for that?  What message does this send to little girls?  If MY daughter ever tried that... I don't even KNOW what I'd do.
narration: They are, of course, entitled to their opinions.

narration: But you know SOME are just mad they didn't get the money OR special memories.
girl: So that's it huh?
guy: Aww yeah, THAT'S it.
girl: (sigh).. Good night I guess.
guy: Night, Sydney.
girl: It's CINDY.
guy: Oh right.  Haha whatevs.
notes: pbbpbtt (fart)

There are arguments, both logical and emotional, against the sale of virginity--and sex in general--by auction or otherwise. The same can be said for arguments in favor of the idea. (Well, okay, I don't know if there are emotional arguments for it. Unless you literally love money.)

So you can argue either side...

But suppose a woman personally refuses this apparently lucrative opportunity, and she does it because she wants her first time to be special. That's a nice idea, but if it doesn't turn out that way, regret may rear its never-welcome head. And if it's so bad she looks back on the experience with disgust, hey why not at least be rich. Right?

I know, I know, there's more to it than that. It's just a thought. How seriously can you take a comic that signs off with a butt toot?

(The guy's first line in panel 2 is from Flight of the Conchords' song "Business Time".)

Start of this series

Monday, January 19, 2009

The virgin retirement plan, pt. 1

One year ago

Wednesday, March 13, 2019

The first dreamer


Tuesday, March 8, 2011

A stall man, pt. 3

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