Tuesday, January 20, 2009
The virgin retirement plan, pt. 2
There are arguments, both logical and emotional, against the sale of virginity--and sex in general--by auction or otherwise. The same can be said for arguments in favor of the idea. (Well, okay, I don't know if there are emotional arguments for it. Unless you literally love money.)
So you can argue either side...
But suppose a woman personally refuses this apparently lucrative opportunity, and she does it because she wants her first time to be special. That's a nice idea, but if it doesn't turn out that way, regret may rear its never-welcome head. And if it's so bad she looks back on the experience with disgust, hey why not at least be rich. Right?
I know, I know, there's more to it than that. It's just a thought. How seriously can you take a comic that signs off with a butt toot?
(The guy's first line in panel 2 is from Flight of the Conchords' song "Business Time".)