Wednesday, January 21, 2009
The virgin retirement plan, pt. 3
Yup, that's about... 98% accurate. Right?
Who knows... but I did put thought into weighing the major factors at play:
To a man:
- Physical attractiveness is paramount.
- Fame is a multiplier: Hot celebrity women are the irresistible impossible dream, while an ugly celebrity woman is just criticized more ruthlessly (but still command a price premium, for the story).
- Virginity = rarity = value added (when an ugly virgin auctions herself we will see just how much value).
To a woman:
- Fame, power and money can eclipse ugliness. Ask Eddie Murphy about singers.
- Virginity = inexperience = disappointment (not enough to keep from giving the celeb or hunk a fair chance).
Yes, I had to resort to some generalizations. This isn't an exact science yet. Give it time.
