I Love Stupid: the only sarcastic humor comic ever

Monday, March 2, 2009

He who slows my download..., pt. 3: shoppers/daters

Ned: Our next defenders of the Internet: online shoppers...

Ned: who want to keep avoiding traffic, crowds, sales tax and sunlight...

Ned: And online daters...
dating site: your profile photo
dating site: your body type
dating site: slim, athletic, about average, a few extra pounds, big ol', OMG

Ned: unwilling to give up their last-resort love hunt without a fight.

Here are the next two groups in Ned's imaginary revolutionary army of Web-dependents.

I imagine online shoppers could adjust back to in-person transactions fairly easily. It'd be annoying, but manageable; for the truly demophobic, we still have some 24-hour grocery and convenience stores.

But for certain online dating regulars... the transition would likely prove less successful.

Start of this series

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

He who slows my download is my enemy, pt. 1

One year ago

Wednesday, May 9, 2018

Shower steps, pt. 3

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Wednesday, September 9, 2015

The glorious return, pt. 6

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