I Love Stupid: the only sarcastic humor comic ever

Monday, November 2, 2009

Toilet humor: The high-bottom stall, pt. 7

Tim: Maybe the stall designers wanted to let us identify the antagonists of the restroom world.
stall user: Oh, COME on man.  WHAT did you EAT?!
stall user: Because it smells like you ate DOODOO.

Tim: Formerly faceless fiends, force-feeding foulness... frequently featuring fierce flatulence.
stall user: Doodoo that's been sitting out.
stall user: Admit it: You ate rotten doots, and now I'm paying the price.

narration: Later...
stall user: So. We meet again, "Master Malodorous"... my noisily noxious neighbor.
stinky stall user: Cheese truly is the greatest thing.
stall user: You are sinfully gross.
notes: bathroom beasts might want to avoid distinctive shoes
stinky stall user's butt: poot

Often, particularly in a business setting, the villain's shoes are generic black or brown: much more difficult to I.D. One must mind the details to hunt the monster.

And no, that's not an error in word ballooning. Stinky doesn't know anyone is around, and he still declared his admiration for cheese out loud. Complete with punctuation from the nethers.

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