Monday, February 21, 2011
A stall man, pt. 1
When anyone insults Stu, he instinctively switches to emcee battle mode: His wit quickens. His vocabulary makes like a blowfish.
In this case the actual word is elephantiasis, but in the battle circle that's no help when you just clowned on your opponent's bone or gum problems and need a rhyme. Alas, Stu's not one to double-check with Webster. Only nerds will notice anyway.