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Monday, September 28, 2015

Top five regrets of the dying, Men's Health edition

reader: Oooh.
magazine cover: The NEW Only Workout You Need
magazine cover: Men's Health
magazine cover: LOOK AT HIS BODY
magazine cover: You are flabby and weak in comparison
magazine cover: 42 WAYS TO MAX OUT YOUR TESTOSTERONE
magazine cover: MAKE YOUR TORSO YOUR GREATEST ASSET
magazine cover: Real life wisdom: TOP 5 REGRETS OF THE DYING

reader: Ehh.
magazine page: The Most Common Answers*
magazine page: I wish I had...
magazine page: 1. six-pack abs
magazine page: 2. a suit that fit just right
magazine page: 3. learned more sex moves
magazine page: 4. ordered cooler drinks at bars
magazine page: 5. hair that stayed put without being greasy

reader: Ah.
magazine page: * Survey respondents had a disproportionately high ratio of douchebags.

Honorable mention goes to "owned a stylish timepiece" and "worn a fedora".

We could learn a lot from those who have gone before us. But where's the fun in that.

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