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Monday, September 21, 2009

Toilet humor: The high-bottom stall, pt. 4

Rob: That gap could be designed for neighborly sharing of restroom snacks...
stall snacker: How rude of me.  Would you like some of this popcorn?
stall neighbor: Wha?  I... Please say you are joking.
stall snacker: Don't be shy, buddy.  I always bring enough to share.
notes: shyness is not in fact the issue

stall snacker: See? Just feast your peepers on that buttery goodness.
stall neighbor: And there it is. Yes, under most other circumstances that would not look horrifically gross.

stall snacker: I'll leave the bowl... in case you change your mind.
stall neighbor: SUPER.

To my dismay, I have actually heard a stall neighbor eating something before. Something very crunchy.

Seriously, guys. Nibbles on the throne? That's foul. And they say a bowl of nuts at a bar has germs...

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