I Love Stupid: the only sarcastic humor comic ever

Friday, July 8, 2011

Close encounters of the turd kind

narration: Sometimes you check under the stall wall and find yourself all alone.
stall user: Excellent. Looks like we're going full force today.

narration: Sometimes you find that you have a neighbor.
stall user: (thinking: I don't know you, but if I could erase you from existence I would not hesitate.)

narration: And sometimes...
(Stall neighbor is looking back at stall user under the wall.)
stall user: (thinking: !)

(Both stall users continue to stare silently at each other under the wall.)

With so many people in so many stalls in so many restrooms around the globe, probability dictates that this has happened to someone.

And social awkwardness dictates that only one of them got out of there alive.

One year ago

Wednesday, March 13, 2019

The first dreamer


Thursday, September 2, 2010

How to not hang out with coworkers, pt. 3

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