I Love Stupid: the only sarcastic humor comic ever

Monday, April 11, 2016

How to make tardiness excusable

Late Friend: (waving hello)
Friend 1: Look who finally decided to show up two hours late.
Friend 2: Discourteous! (middle finger held high in Late Friend's direction) 

Late Friend: Sorry, I had an appointment. I got here as early as I could.
Friend 1: Oh okay. No worries.
Friend 2: (lowers middle finger)

Friend 1: Everything alright?
Late Friend: Huh? Oh... yeah, nothing to worry about.
(screenshot of Google Calendar event. name: sleep in / time: 2:00am to 12:00pm / Repeat: Weekly on Saturday / Where: bed / Description: because it is Saturday

Scheduling a weekend activity before noon is like giving unsolicited advice: condescending and unappreciated.

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