I Love Stupid: the only sarcastic humor comic ever

Monday, April 7, 2014

Mind if I pet your kid?

Rob: I find it curious that complete strangers pet each other's beasts with presumed permission.
Lyn: Their beasts. Of course.

Rob: Whether you see your pet as family or as a belonging...
Lyn: Wha- Who does the latter?
Rob: ... one generally doesn't allow touching without asking.

Ned: A magnificent specimen.
dog owner girl: Aww, he likes you!

pedophile: It is so small. So pretty. I will touch it.
mother: You will get kicked in the scrote.

You don't just say "Oh what a cute baby!" and reach into a stroller. Learned that one the hard way.

There must be pet owners who aren't okay with this fondling free-for-all. Maybe they're the ones walking their dogs at night. And training them to growl at strangers.

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